Focusing on the ’80s and early ’90s, but really, just guys I had a crush on when I was younger.
Bobby Gillespie (Primal Scream)
Greg Dulli (Afghan Whigs)
Evan Dando (The Lemonheads)
Henry Rollins (does he need an intro?)
Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Tones on Tail, solo)
Ian Astbury (The Cult)
Morten Harket (A-Ha!)
Damon Albarn (Blur)
Mike Ness (Social Distortion)
Alan Wilder (Depeche Mode)
I also had a thing for the young Ron Asheton — but now he’s dead — as well as Kurt Ralske of Ultra Vivid Scene and a few others, but now I’m getting ahead of myself.
So what do you think?
Hmmmm, I have to admit, I never would have hit any of them in the first place, but I would Jarvis Cocker, Andrew Eldritch, and god help me, Billy Corgan. I would climb Billy like a tree.
I also have a bunch of 60 somethings I would load up with viagra and have my way with.
Andrew I used to like, but he’s short. Like, waaaay short. I can’t dig that. Billy Duffy of The Cult and Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode have aged really well — better than all the others guys in those bands. Maybe heroin addicts age than alcoholics?
I’ve had the theory that heroin pickles it’s users. They get to a certain point and then stay there for 40 years.
Yeah, Dave Gahan is still a really good looking guy.
I’m totally okay with short guys. I’m a little over 5’9″. I have enough height for anyone. I was the Titania to many Oberons. ;D My husband is 6’2″ though and he’s really into tall girls. He doesn’t like looking super big next to someone.
I can hit Alan Wilder at any age. He has aged but I am still loyal!!!
Mike Ness… Yes, yes, yes!!!!