Here is an illustrated guide to how my husband reacts at various art shows. His critique, if you will. He thinks he doesn’t know anything about art, but almost all of the time he is really spot-on. Needless to say, these get more to the point than his music reviews, or anything he had to write for his dissertation.
Yep.
Arty Farty 
yah, I’m hip….with mine, it’s almost always the ‘I’m bored.’
Well, after the first five minutes.