Another year of you being a needy, destructive, selfish, manipulative, high-maintenance, overall complete jerk who never lets me sleep and keeps taking massive shits in the bathtub instead of his litter box to make a big production out of it while wiping poo skid marks all over the newly mopped clean floor. But you’re still pretty darn cute, and you know when to turn on the charm — especially for the ladies.
Happy Birthday Milkshake
Arty Farty 